{"id":17254,"date":"2012-05-07T00:00:35","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T22:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=17254"},"modified":"2024-06-26T22:35:04","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T20:35:04","slug":"sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"5\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/1.jpg?resize=36%2C80&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"2\" width=\"36\" height=\"80\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">oli\u00admam\u00adbo<\/span><\/a> : 0.02 \u2014 Neh\u00admen wir ein\u00admal an, es exis\u00adtier\u00adten Assis\u00adten\u00adten f\u00fcr m\u00fcde, f\u00fcr ersch\u00f6pf\u00adte Men\u00adschen, M\u00fcdig\u00adkeits\u00adas\u00adsis\u00adten\u00adten, die man zu Hil\u00adfe holen k\u00f6nn\u00adte, wenn man so m\u00fcde gewor\u00adden ist, dass man nicht ein\u00admal mehr eine Tas\u00adse Kaf\u00adfee vom Tisch heben k\u00f6nn\u00adte, obwohl noch sehr viel zu tun ist, zum Bei\u00adspiel, einen Auf\u00adsatz zu Ende zu schrei\u00adben, eine Rede zu hal\u00adten, eine Ope\u00adra\u00adti\u00adon in einem Brust\u00adkorb durch\u00adzu\u00adf\u00fch\u00adren oder mit dem Auto durch eine Stadt zu fah\u00adren. Wie viel m\u00fcss\u00adte ich pro Stun\u00adde bezah\u00adlen f\u00fcr einen Assis\u00adten\u00adten, der mich dem Schlaf fern\u00adhal\u00adten w\u00fcr\u00adde, war\u00adnen bei Gefahr, der mir die Funk\u00adti\u00adons\u00adwei\u00adse einer Kaf\u00adfee\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adne erkl\u00e4\u00adren k\u00f6nn\u00adte, wenn ich zu m\u00fcde sein soll\u00adte, mich an das Leben mei\u00adner Kaf\u00adfee\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adne noch zu erin\u00adnern. Es ist denk\u00adbar, dass Tele\u00adfo\u00adne bereits exis\u00adtie\u00adren, die ich anru\u00adfen k\u00f6nn\u00adte, einen M\u00fcdig\u00adkeits\u00adas\u00adsis\u00adten\u00adten oder eine M\u00fcdig\u00adkeits\u00adas\u00adsis\u00adten\u00adtin her\u00adbei\u00adzu\u00adho\u00adlen. W\u00fcr\u00adden sie recht\u00adzei\u00adtig bei mir ein\u00adtref\u00adfen? Wie lan\u00adge k\u00f6nn\u00adten sie blei\u00adben? Was essen, was trin\u00adken sie bevor\u00adzugt? \u2013 Kurz nach Mit\u00adter\u00adnacht. \u2014&nbsp;stop<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/g\/ping.jpg?w=660&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"ping\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oli\u00admam\u00adbo : 0.02 \u2014 Neh\u00admen wir ein\u00admal an, es exis\u00adtier\u00adten Assis\u00adten\u00adten f\u00fcr m\u00fcde, f\u00fcr ersch\u00f6pf\u00adte Men\u00adschen, M\u00fcdig\u00adkeits\u00adas\u00adsis\u00adten\u00adten, die man zu Hil\u00adfe holen k\u00f6nn\u00adte, wenn man so m\u00fcde gewor\u00adden ist, dass man nicht ein\u00admal mehr eine\u2026 <a class=\"excerpt-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/sleep\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1185,1747,1916,548,1723,5088,1264,572,1635,1441,1254,946,1178,1615,874,1636,525,5607,1437,466,491,109,876,26,879,640,97,744,943,4145,1712,5605,4147,2153,169,45,2034,872,604,971,1085,1122,29],"class_list":["post-17254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-affe","tag-alt","tag-assistent","tag-brust","tag-brustkorb","tag-echtzeit","tag-einmal","tag-eis","tag-ende","tag-ente","tag-enten","tag-essen","tag-existieren","tag-gefahr","tag-halt","tag-hilfe","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-kaffee","tag-leben","tag-lima","tag-maschine","tag-mensch","tag-menschen","tag-mich","tag-mitternacht","tag-nacht","tag-olimambo","tag-op","tag-oper","tag-operation","tag-rede","tag-rinne","tag-rufen","tag-schlaf","tag-schreiben","tag-sleep","tag-stop","tag-stunde","tag-tasse","tag-telefon","tag-weise","tag-zeit"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6HQt-sleep","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}