{"id":17829,"date":"2012-07-09T06:37:19","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T04:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=17829"},"modified":"2024-06-27T19:12:38","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T17:12:38","slug":"apfelohren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/apfelohren\/","title":{"rendered":"apfelohren"},"content":{"rendered":"

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del\u00adta<\/span><\/a> : 6.35 \u2014 Ges\u00adtern hab ich eine lus\u00adti\u00adge E\u2011Mail bekom\u00admen. Sie war irgend\u00adwann, w\u00e4h\u00adrend ich schlief, auf mei\u00adnem Com\u00adpu\u00adter laut\u00adlos ein\u00adge\u00adtrof\u00adfen. Die Per\u00adson, die mir geschrie\u00adben hat\u00adte, woll\u00adte wis\u00adsen, wie ich vor\u00adge\u00adhe, wenn ich nachts einen Apfel oder eine Apri\u00adko\u00adse oder Bana\u00adnen belau\u00adsche. Ich hat\u00adte zun\u00e4chst eini\u00adge trif\u00adti\u00adge Gr\u00fcn\u00adde auf die\u00adse Fra\u00adge nicht ein\u00adzu\u00adge\u00adhen, gera\u00adde auch des\u00adhalb, weil der Absen\u00adder der E\u2011Mail, einen selt\u00adsa\u00admen Namen ange\u00adge\u00adben hat\u00adte, des\u00adsen Exis\u00adtenz ich \u00fcber die Goog\u00adle \u2013 Such\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adne ver\u00adgeb\u00adlich zu pr\u00fc\u00adfen such\u00adte. Aber dann schien mir doch reiz\u00advoll zu sein, dem Absen\u00adder der E\u2011Mail zu ant\u00adwor\u00adten. Ich notier\u00adte kurz und b\u00fcn\u00addig, dass ich, wenn ich einen Apfel belau\u00adsche, den Apfel in eine mei\u00adner H\u00e4n\u00adde neh\u00adme, um ihn tat\u00ads\u00e4ch\u00adlich an eines mei\u00adner Ohren zu f\u00fch\u00adren. Was man, wenn man in die\u00adser Wei\u00adse vor\u00adgeht, h\u00f6ren kann, ist nat\u00fcr\u00adlich zun\u00e4chst das Rau\u00adschen des Blu\u00adtes in den eige\u00adnen Ohr\u00adge\u00adf\u00e4\u00ad\u00dfen, sonst aber nichts, abge\u00adse\u00adhen von Ger\u00e4u\u00adschen viel\u00adleicht, die man sich gr\u00fcnd\u00adlich vor\u00adzu\u00adstel\u00adlen ver\u00admag, Ger\u00e4u\u00adschen orga\u00adni\u00adschen Zer\u00adfalls zum Bei\u00adspiel, einem Pfei\u00adfen, einem Sau\u00adsen oder den Bei\u00df\u00adge\u00adr\u00e4u\u00adschen eines Wurm\u00adkie\u00adfers in gr\u00f6\u00ad\u00dfe\u00adrer Apfel\u00adtie\u00adfe. Ich attes\u00adtier\u00adte in einem Ant\u00adwort\u00adschrei\u00adben sehr ernst\u00adhaft, dass ein Apfel ein stil\u00adles Wesen sei, immer\u00adhin habe ich nicht nur einen, ich habe min\u00addes\u00adtens f\u00fcnf \u00c4pfel belauscht, Bir\u00adnen, Trau\u00adben, Bana\u00adnen, Pfir\u00adsi\u00adche, alle sind sie ohne tat\u00ads\u00e4ch\u00adli\u00adche Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche in den Fre\u00adquen\u00adzen mensch\u00adli\u00adchen H\u00f6r\u00adver\u00adm\u00f6\u00adgens. Daf\u00fcr leg ich eine Hand ins Feu\u00ader, jawohl, es ist Mon\u00adtag: Rasen\u00adde Wol\u00adken. \u2014 stop<\/p>\n

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del\u00adta : 6.35 \u2014 Ges\u00adtern hab ich eine lus\u00adti\u00adge E\u2011Mail bekom\u00admen. Sie war irgend\u00adwann, w\u00e4h\u00adrend ich schlief, auf mei\u00adnem Com\u00adpu\u00adter laut\u00adlos ein\u00adge\u00adtrof\u00adfen. Die Per\u00adson, die mir geschrie\u00adben hat\u00adte, woll\u00adte wis\u00adsen, wie ich vor\u00adge\u00adhe, wenn ich\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[4069,5672,1720,1321,3172,3173,180,1228,1702,50,485,53,572,4140,1635,946,649,672,650,5503,1874,1634,780,11,84,606,1641,467,525,5607,1486,1640,1454,820,109,876,97,1645,1175,2562,225,223,943,4141,5348,975,907,2068,2797,567,13665,45,100,1152,1171,872,63,1675,1739,2391,951,1122,74,1643,33],"class_list":["post-17829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-anis","tag-antwort","tag-antworten","tag-apfel","tag-apfelohren","tag-apfeltiefe","tag-banane","tag-birne","tag-blut","tag-computer","tag-delta","tag-e-mail","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-essen","tag-existenz","tag-feuer","tag-frage","tag-frequenz","tag-gefaess","tag-gerade","tag-geraeusch","tag-geraeusche","tag-geste","tag-google","tag-hand","tag-hoeren","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-iss","tag-laut","tag-lust","tag-mai","tag-maschine","tag-mensch","tag-nacht","tag-nachts","tag-nichts","tag-not","tag-ohr","tag-ohren","tag-op","tag-os","tag-person","tag-pfeife","tag-pfeifen","tag-pfirsich","tag-rasen","tag-rauschen","tag-sausen","tag-schreiben","tag-sehen","tag-still","tag-stille","tag-stop","tag-suchmaschine","tag-tief","tag-tiefe","tag-trauben","tag-tur","tag-weise","tag-wesen","tag-wissen","tag-wort"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-4Dz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}