{"id":17847,"date":"2012-07-12T06:42:22","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T04:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=17847"},"modified":"2024-06-27T19:31:19","modified_gmt":"2024-06-27T17:31:19","slug":"funkkopfe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/funkkopfe\/","title":{"rendered":"funkk\u00f6pfe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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romeo<\/span><\/a> : 6.22 \u2014 Ein klei\u00adne Geschich\u00adte habe ich rasch zu erz\u00e4h\u00adlen. Sie ereig\u00adne\u00adte sich ges\u00adtern Abend gegen 22 Uhr. Ich war zu die\u00adsem Zeit\u00adpunkt au\u00dfer\u00ador\u00addent\u00adlich m\u00fcde gewor\u00adden, hat\u00adte gera\u00adde einen Brief an einen Freund geschrie\u00adben, in dem ich von neu\u00adro\u00adchir\u00adur\u00adgi\u00adschen Kon\u00adstruk\u00adti\u00adons\u00adar\u00adbei\u00adten in Funk\u00advo\u00adgel\u00adk\u00f6p\u00adfen berich\u00adte\u00adte, wie ich der Ein\u00adpflan\u00adzung eines Peil\u00adsen\u00adders bei\u00adgewohnt hat\u00adte genau\u00ader, von der \u00d6ff\u00adnung eines M\u00f6wen\u00adsch\u00e4\u00addels, sowie ers\u00adten Flug\u00adsteue\u00adrungs\u00adver\u00adsu\u00adchen, Abst\u00fcr\u00adzen, aber auch gegl\u00fcck\u00adten Flug\u00adma\u00adn\u00f6\u00advern, Loo\u00adpings, \u00fcber wel\u00adche sich jene ers\u00adte unter den fern\u00adge\u00adsteu\u00ader\u00adten M\u00f6wen selbst ver\u00admut\u00adlich sehr gewun\u00addert haben d\u00fcrf\u00adte. Kaum hat\u00adte ich den Brief fer\u00adtig notiert, klin\u00adgel\u00adte das Tele\u00adfon. Ich wur\u00adde in mei\u00adner Kon\u00adzen\u00adtra\u00adti\u00adon gest\u00f6rt, und zwar genau in dem Moment, da ich die Adress\u00adzei\u00adle mei\u00adnes E\u2011Mailprogramms bear\u00adbei\u00adte\u00adte. Schon war es pas\u00adsiert, ich hat\u00adte mei\u00adne E\u2011Mail ver\u00adse\u00adhent\u00adlich an das B\u00fcro Wla\u00addi\u00admir Putins geschickt, was nun eigent\u00adlich von mei\u00adner Posi\u00adti\u00adon aus nicht sehr gef\u00e4hr\u00adlich ist, aber doch unan\u00adge\u00adnehm, weil ich dort\u00adhin nicht in per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adli\u00adcher Wei\u00adse schrei\u00adben woll\u00adte, weil man nicht wei\u00df, wer bei Putin in Mos\u00adkau her\u00adein\u00adkom\u00admen\u00adde E\u2011Mails liest, und ob sie viel\u00adleicht \u00fcber\u00adsetzt oder wei\u00adter\u00adge\u00adlei\u00adtet wer\u00adden. Inter\u00ades\u00adsan\u00adter\u00adwei\u00adse beob\u00adach\u00adte ich nun mit\u00adtels der Live-Ver\u00adsi\u00adon der Google\u2013Analyticsmaschine, dass mei\u00adne Par\u00adtic\u00adles \u2013 Tex\u00adte seit Stun\u00adden von Mos\u00adkau her betrach\u00adtet wer\u00adden. Da ist ein ziem\u00adlich eigen\u00adar\u00adti\u00adges Gef\u00fchl, das sich schritt\u00adwei\u00adse ent\u00adfal\u00adtet. Bald fr\u00fc\u00adher Mor\u00adgen. Die Amseln vor dem Fens\u00adter pfei\u00adfen. Ich habe mir eine Enten\u00adbrust gebra\u00adten. Sie dampft wun\u00adder\u00adsch\u00f6n auf einem Tel\u00adler vor mir auf dem Tisch. Ja, eine wirk\u00adlich unheim\u00adli\u00adche Geschich\u00adte ist das, die V\u00f6gel, die K\u00f6p\u00adfe, der Kreml. \u2014 stop
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romeo : 6.22 \u2014 Ein klei\u00adne Geschich\u00adte habe ich rasch zu erz\u00e4h\u00adlen. Sie ereig\u00adne\u00adte sich ges\u00adtern Abend gegen 22 Uhr. Ich war zu die\u00adsem Zeit\u00adpunkt au\u00dfer\u00ador\u00addent\u00adlich m\u00fcde gewor\u00adden, hat\u00adte gera\u00adde einen Brief an einen Freund\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1711,3168,1747,2160,701,1127,548,681,53,2948,572,4140,1635,1441,1254,2662,749,1209,3166,1157,1634,81,84,518,606,1458,1155,525,5607,2093,2023,3167,820,109,948,1266,705,1351,825,2562,943,4141,78,975,907,1043,2633,5978,5561,13508,931,486,1811,45,100,872,604,1637,1085,956,41,951,107,1625,559,1122,959,1350,29,852],"class_list":["post-17847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-abend","tag-adresszeile","tag-alt","tag-amsel","tag-arbeit","tag-art","tag-brust","tag-chirurg","tag-e-mail","tag-eigentlich","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-ente","tag-enten","tag-entenbrust","tag-fenstern","tag-freund","tag-funkkoepfe","tag-gefaehrlich","tag-gerade","tag-geschichte","tag-geste","tag-glueck","tag-google","tag-gramm","tag-heimlich","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-klingel","tag-konstruktion","tag-loopings","tag-mai","tag-maschine","tag-moment","tag-morgen","tag-moskau","tag-moewe","tag-net","tag-not","tag-op","tag-os","tag-particles","tag-pfeife","tag-pfeifen","tag-ping","tag-position","tag-programm","tag-punkt","tag-putin","tag-rom","tag-romeo","tag-schicht","tag-schreiben","tag-sehen","tag-stop","tag-stunde","tag-stunden","tag-telefon","tag-text","tag-texte","tag-tur","tag-uhr","tag-vermutlich","tag-vogel","tag-weise","tag-wunder","tag-zeile","tag-zeit","tag-zeitpunkt"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-4DR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}