{"id":22979,"date":"2013-11-24T20:17:08","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T19:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=22979"},"modified":"2024-07-02T22:56:18","modified_gmt":"2024-07-02T20:56:18","slug":"hummergeschichte-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/hummergeschichte-2\/","title":{"rendered":"hummergeschichte"},"content":{"rendered":"

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alpha<\/span><\/a> : 20.16 \u2014 Ich habe ges\u00adtern mit K. gespro\u00adchen. Er erz\u00e4hl\u00adte, er habe unl\u00e4ngst ver\u00adsuchs\u00adwei\u00adse online von Ham\u00adburg aus einen gekoch\u00adten Hum\u00admer in Man\u00adhat\u00adtan bestellt. Das Tier kos\u00adte\u00adte 28 Dol\u00adlar, alle not\u00adwen\u00addi\u00adgen Anga\u00adben waren bald aus\u00adge\u00adf\u00fcllt, Name, Adres\u00adse, Kre\u00addit\u00adkar\u00adten\u00adnum\u00admer. Es war ein sp\u00e4\u00adter Abend gewe\u00adsen. K. erhielt einen Anruf. Er plau\u00adder\u00adte eini\u00adge Zeit mit einem Freund. Als er an den Com\u00adpu\u00adter zur\u00fcck\u00adkehr\u00adte, war sei\u00adne Maschi\u00adne ein\u00adge\u00adschla\u00adfen, sie erwach\u00adte sofort, als er eine Tas\u00adte beweg\u00adte. In die\u00adsem Moment muss es gesche\u00adhen sein. K. ber\u00fchr\u00adte die wei\u00adter\u00adhin ge\u00f6ff\u00adne\u00adte Bestell\u00adform an ent\u00adschei\u00adden\u00adder Stel\u00adle mit sei\u00adner Mou\u00adse, kurz dar\u00adauf erreich\u00adte ihn per E\u2011Mail eine Best\u00e4\u00adti\u00adgung, der Hum\u00admer sei (Ship\u00adping) auf dem Weg. Ver\u00adsu\u00adche K.\u2019s, die Bestel\u00adlung tele\u00adfo\u00adnisch r\u00fcck\u00adg\u00e4n\u00adgig zu machen, schlu\u00adgen fehl, der Betrag von 28 Dol\u00adlar f\u00fcr das Tier plus 25 Dol\u00adlar Trans\u00adport\u00adge\u00adb\u00fchr wur\u00adden von sei\u00adnem Kre\u00addit\u00adkar\u00adten\u00adkon\u00adto abge\u00adbucht. Zwei Wochen sp\u00e4\u00adter erhielt K. Nach\u00adricht von hie\u00adsi\u00adger Zoll\u00adbe\u00adh\u00f6r\u00adde, eine Sen\u00addung lie\u00adge f\u00fcr ihn am Hafen zur Abho\u00adlung bereit. Ein fla\u00adches Geb\u00e4u\u00adde, Import, meh\u00adre\u00adre Schal\u00adter, Trans\u00adport\u00adb\u00e4n\u00adder, Beam\u00adte in gr\u00fc\u00adnen Uni\u00adfor\u00admen. Als K. vor Ort erschien, wur\u00adde gera\u00adde eine Per\u00adson, die hef\u00adtig dis\u00adku\u00adtier\u00adte, in Hand\u00adschel\u00adlen abge\u00adf\u00fchrt. K. war\u00adte\u00adte. Nach einer Stun\u00adde wur\u00adde er zu einem Schal\u00adter geru\u00adfen. Man \u00fcber\u00adreich\u00adte ihm ein For\u00admu\u00adlar, dem eine Foto\u00adgra\u00adfie bei\u00adgef\u00fcgt wor\u00adden war. Das Doku\u00adment zeig\u00adte ein ge\u00f6ff\u00adne\u00adtes Paket von Sty\u00adro\u00adpor, dar\u00adin einen Sud, in wel\u00adchem wesent\u00adli\u00adche Tei\u00adle eines Hum\u00admers schwam\u00admen, F\u00fch\u00adler, Schwanz, Augen\u00adstie\u00adle, Zan\u00adgen, alles war noch gut zu erken\u00adnen gewe\u00adsen. H\u00e4n\u00adde, die in Hand\u00adschu\u00adhen steck\u00adten, hiel\u00adten das Paket ins Licht. Auf beglei\u00adten\u00addem Schrei\u00adben wur\u00adden Ver\u00adbren\u00adnungs\u00adkos\u00adten von 118 EUR f\u00fcr impor\u00adtier\u00adte Son\u00adder\u00adm\u00fcll\u00adwa\u00adre ange\u00admahnt. Ein Beam\u00adter berich\u00adte\u00adte, einer sei\u00adner Kol\u00adle\u00adgen sei w\u00e4h\u00adrend der \u00d6ff\u00adnung des Pake\u00adtes umge\u00adfal\u00adlen, die\u00adser habe sich am Kopf ver\u00adletzt, wei\u00adte\u00adre Kos\u00adten w\u00e4ren denk\u00adbar. \u2013 Sonn\u00adtag. stop. Viel\u00adleicht. stop. Guten Abend! \u2014 stop
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alpha : 20.16 \u2014 Ich habe ges\u00adtern mit K. gespro\u00adchen. Er erz\u00e4hl\u00adte, er habe unl\u00e4ngst ver\u00adsuchs\u00adwei\u00adse online von Ham\u00adburg aus einen gekoch\u00adten Hum\u00admer in Man\u00adhat\u00adtan bestellt. Das Tier kos\u00adte\u00adte 28 Dol\u00adlar, alle not\u00adwen\u00addi\u00adgen Anga\u00adben waren\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1711,495,1747,5555,1127,1671,1655,99,1934,13697,15,50,5300,1279,53,572,4140,1635,5875,814,18,1209,1204,2422,1634,4279,81,84,874,1224,1641,1777,1729,525,5607,5592,878,3620,3611,86,13679,820,731,109,948,2382,453,825,2562,1491,943,4141,5348,1043,2153,2467,4163,1811,169,515,45,1715,1936,1649,3519,872,604,3768,1762,1085,508,3175,3132,1122,74,29],"class_list":["post-22979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-abend","tag-alpha","tag-alt","tag-angabe","tag-art","tag-ast","tag-auge","tag-augen","tag-baender","tag-behoerde","tag-buch","tag-computer","tag-dis","tag-dollar","tag-e-mail","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-erle","tag-falle","tag-fotografie","tag-freund","tag-fuehler","tag-gebuehr","tag-gerade","tag-geschehen","tag-geschichte","tag-geste","tag-halt","tag-hamburg","tag-hand","tag-handschuhe","tag-hell","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-kocht","tag-kopf","tag-kreditkartenkonto","tag-kreditkartennummer","tag-licht","tag-line","tag-mai","tag-manhattan","tag-maschine","tag-moment","tag-mouse","tag-nachricht","tag-net","tag-not","tag-online","tag-op","tag-os","tag-person","tag-ping","tag-rufen","tag-schal","tag-scheide","tag-schicht","tag-schlaf","tag-schlafen","tag-schreiben","tag-schuhe","tag-schwamm","tag-sonde","tag-sondermuellware","tag-stop","tag-stunde","tag-sud","tag-teile","tag-telefon","tag-uniform","tag-verbrennung","tag-ware","tag-weise","tag-wesen","tag-zeit"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-5YD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}