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tan\u00adgo<\/span><\/a> : 17.01 UTC \u2014 Ich will schnell erz\u00e4h\u00adlen, wie ich unl\u00e4ngst mit einer Maschi\u00adne, w\u00e4h\u00adrend sie mei\u00adnen Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno zube\u00adrei\u00adte\u00adte, gespro\u00adchen habe. Ich sag\u00adte: Hey, einen Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno bit\u00adte. <\/em>Und die Maschi\u00adne ant\u00adwor\u00adte\u00adte: Hey, wird gemacht!<\/em> Also war\u00adte\u00adte ich. Indem ich war\u00adte\u00adte, h\u00f6r\u00adte ich der Maschi\u00adne zu. Ich ver\u00adnahm eini\u00adge plau\u00adsi\u00adble Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche aus dem Inne\u00adren des Geh\u00e4u\u00adses, au\u00dfer\u00addem eini\u00adge Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche, die nicht sehr plau\u00adsi\u00adbel waren. Das waren Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche des Pfei\u00adfens oder Sin\u00adgens, Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche, die ent\u00adwe\u00adder mei\u00adner Unter\u00adhal\u00adtung dien\u00adten oder weil sich die Maschi\u00adne tat\u00ads\u00e4ch\u00adlich selbst, w\u00e4h\u00adrend sie arbei\u00adte\u00adte, eine Freu\u00adde mach\u00adte. Ich habe schon oft genau so war\u00adtend vor genau die\u00adser Maschi\u00adne gestan\u00adden, ich ver\u00admu\u00adte, dass mich die Maschi\u00adne inzwi\u00adschen kennt, viel\u00adleicht sogar Zeit\u00adpunk\u00adte, da ich zu ihr kom\u00admen wer\u00adde, also Gewohn\u00adhei\u00adten mei\u00adnes Lebens. Ein\u00admal, als ich den Stand\u00adort der Maschi\u00adne erreich\u00adte, war mein Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno bereits fer\u00adtig gewe\u00adsen. Das ist schon selt\u00adsam, nicht wahr, ich begann \u00fcber F\u00e4hig\u00adkei\u00adten der Maschi\u00adne nach\u00adzu\u00adden\u00adken. Kann die\u00adse Maschi\u00adne viel\u00adleicht sehen oder ver\u00admag sie mei\u00adnen Duft wahr\u00adzu\u00adneh\u00admen? Dass sie \u00fcber einen H\u00f6r\u00adsinn oder \u00fcber eine spe\u00adzi\u00adel\u00adle Art eines h\u00f6ren\u00adden Sen\u00adsors ver\u00adf\u00fcgt, steht f\u00fcr mich schon lan\u00adge fest, weil sie mich begr\u00fc\u00dft. Manch\u00admal erkun\u00addigt sie sich nach mei\u00adnen W\u00fcn\u00adschen. Mein lie\u00adber Lou\u00adis<\/em>, will sie wis\u00adsen, einen Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno oder doch etwas ande\u00adres Hei\u00ad\u00dfes zur Fei\u00ader des Tages<\/em>? An die\u00adsem Mor\u00adgen, von dem ich eigent\u00adlich erz\u00e4h\u00adlen will, ist aber doch etwas sehr Selt\u00adsa\u00admes gesche\u00adhen. Viel\u00adleicht war es der Wind, jeden\u00adfalls fiel eine Papp\u00adtas\u00adse aus dem Bauch der Maschi\u00adne auf einen Vor\u00adsatz unter einem Hahn, aus dem bald hei\u00ad\u00dfer Kaf\u00adfee kom\u00admen soll\u00adte. Die Tas\u00adse lan\u00adde\u00adte etwas schr\u00e4g und ver\u00adharr\u00adte in die\u00adser Posi\u00adti\u00adon. Die Maschi\u00adne sag\u00adte zu mir: Becher bit\u00adte set\u00adzen.<\/em> Mein Gott, das war selt\u00adsam! Ich dach\u00adte, wer nur hat die\u00adse Spra\u00adche erfun\u00adden, m\u00f6g\u00adli\u00adcher\u00adwei\u00adse die Maschi\u00adne selbst? Ich streck\u00adte mei\u00adne Hand nach dem Becher aus. In dem Moment, da ich den Becher anhe\u00adben woll\u00adte, spritz\u00adte hei\u00ad\u00dfer Kaf\u00adfee auf den R\u00fccken mei\u00adner Hand, wes\u00adwe\u00adgen ich mit lei\u00adser Stim\u00adme pro\u00adtes\u00adtier\u00adte. Ich sag\u00adte: Ver\u00addammt!<\/em> Die Maschi\u00adne ant\u00adwor\u00adte\u00adte: Ver\u00adzei\u00adhung.<\/em> \u2014 stop
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tan\u00adgo : 17.01 UTC \u2014 Ich will schnell erz\u00e4h\u00adlen, wie ich unl\u00e4ngst mit einer Maschi\u00adne, w\u00e4h\u00adrend sie mei\u00adnen Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno zube\u00adrei\u00adte\u00adte, gespro\u00adchen habe. Ich sag\u00adte: Hey, einen Cap\u00adpuc\u00adci\u00adno bit\u00adte. Und die Maschi\u00adne ant\u00adwor\u00adte\u00adte: Hey, wird gemacht! Also\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1185,1747,5672,701,1127,1787,1982,70,1207,2948,1264,572,4140,1635,1441,1254,5269,1813,1672,1719,1629,780,11,4279,1145,954,874,1641,467,525,5607,1486,1437,466,519,892,109,879,948,1266,943,4141,975,907,2633,5561,873,1692,100,3658,4410,43,6046,1359,872,790,1985,492,971,2559,1418,3132,480,1122,74,5390,1643,33,2200,29,852],"class_list":["post-32010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-affe","tag-alt","tag-antwort","tag-arbeit","tag-art","tag-bauch","tag-dach","tag-denken","tag-duft","tag-eigentlich","tag-einmal","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-ente","tag-enten","tag-etwas","tag-feier","tag-fest","tag-freude","tag-gehaeuse","tag-geraeusch","tag-geraeusche","tag-geschehen","tag-gespraech","tag-gott","tag-halt","tag-hand","tag-hoeren","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-iss","tag-kaffee","tag-leben","tag-liebe","tag-louis","tag-maschine","tag-mich","tag-moment","tag-morgen","tag-op","tag-os","tag-pfeife","tag-pfeifen","tag-position","tag-punkt","tag-rot","tag-ruecken","tag-sehen","tag-sinn","tag-sog","tag-sprache","tag-standort","tag-stimme","tag-stop","tag-tage","tag-tang","tag-tango","tag-tasse","tag-unterhaltung","tag-utc","tag-ware","tag-warten","tag-weise","tag-wesen","tag-weswegen","tag-wissen","tag-wort","tag-wuenschen","tag-zeit","tag-zeitpunkt"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-8ki","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}