{"id":33418,"date":"2018-06-08T21:16:09","date_gmt":"2018-06-08T19:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=33418"},"modified":"2024-07-24T22:49:10","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T20:49:10","slug":"ein-nilpferd-auf-dem-dach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/ein-nilpferd-auf-dem-dach\/","title":{"rendered":"ein nilpferd auf dem&nbsp;dach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/g\/c\/1.jpg\" alt=\"pic\" width=\"36\" height=\"80\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\">sier\u00adra<\/a><\/span> : 12.42 UTC \u2014 Auf das Tele\u00adfon, das im Wohn\u00adzim\u00admer des Hau\u00adses der alten Men\u00adschen zu beob\u00adach\u00adten ist, tropft Was\u00adser. Die alte Dame, die seit eini\u00adgen Jah\u00adren vor die\u00adsem Tele\u00adfon sitzt und tele\u00adfo\u00adniert, obwohl das Tele\u00adfon nie\u00admals mit der Welt da Drau\u00ad\u00dfen in Ver\u00adbin\u00addung gesetzt wur\u00adde, scheint sich nicht zu wun\u00addern. Sie w\u00e4hlt eine um die ande\u00adre Num\u00admer. Das Tele\u00adfon ver\u00adf\u00fcgt \u00fcber eine W\u00e4hl\u00adschei\u00adbe wie von l\u00e4n\u00adge\u00adrer Zeit \u00fcblich bei Tele\u00adfo\u00adnen. Die alte Hand, die die W\u00e4hl\u00adschei\u00adbe bedient, ist ganz feucht vom Was\u00adser, das von der Decke tropft, weil das Haus der alten Men\u00adschen zur\u00adzeit \u00fcber kein Dach ver\u00adf\u00fcgt, weil man das Dach abge\u00adris\u00adsen hat, weil man neue Zim\u00admer an der Stel\u00adle des Daches errich\u00adten m\u00f6ch\u00adte. Nie\u00admand scheint dar\u00adan gedacht zu haben, dass Regen fal\u00adlen k\u00f6nn\u00adte, des\u00adhalb lie\u00adgen in den Flu\u00adren nun auch Stof\u00adfe her\u00adum, die das Was\u00adser anzie\u00adhen und in sich auf\u00adneh\u00admen sol\u00adlen, Stoff\u00adwa\u00adra\u00adne, \u00fcber die man st\u00fcr\u00adzen k\u00f6nn\u00adte. Aber dar\u00adan denkt die alte Dame nicht, sie tele\u00adfo\u00adniert und erz\u00e4hlt, dass es selt\u00adsa\u00admer\u00adwei\u00adse reg\u00adnet in dem Zim\u00admer, in dem sie sitzt von fr\u00fch bis sp\u00e4t. K\u00f6nn\u00adte gut sein, dass ihr nie\u00admand glau\u00adben wird, dass man so etwas tut, das Dach \u00fcber einem Wohn\u00adzim\u00admer ent\u00adfer\u00adnen, wo die alten Men\u00adschen woh\u00adnen, und auch das Dach \u00fcber den Zim\u00admern, wo die alten Men\u00adschen schla\u00adfen, sodass es auch nachts in den Bet\u00adten reg\u00adnet, weil nie\u00admand dar\u00adan dach\u00adte, dass es bei Nacht reg\u00adnen k\u00f6nn\u00adte. Und die\u00adser L\u00e4rm der Bohr\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adnen und der Press\u00adluft\u00adh\u00e4m\u00admer, davon ganz zu schwei\u00adgen, da m\u00f6ch\u00adte man f\u00fcr immer die Augen schlie\u00ad\u00dfen, lang vor der eigent\u00adli\u00adchen Zeit. \u2014&nbsp;stop<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-33374\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/labyrinth1.jpg\" alt width=\"425\" height=\"650\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sier\u00adra : 12.42 UTC \u2014 Auf das Tele\u00adfon, das im Wohn\u00adzim\u00admer des Hau\u00adses der alten Men\u00adschen zu beob\u00adach\u00adten ist, tropft Was\u00adser. Die alte Dame, die seit eini\u00adgen Jah\u00adren vor die\u00adsem Tele\u00adfon sitzt und tele\u00adfo\u00adniert, obwohl\u2026 <a class=\"excerpt-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/ein-nilpferd-auf-dem-dach\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5867,1116],"tags":[1747,1655,99,1792,1709,1982,1727,1663,2948,572,4140,1635,5269,814,5631,1641,525,5607,1486,1066,475,13378,109,876,26,97,1645,825,1124,1946,1505,225,943,5829,457,3653,169,515,3777,3774,494,872,1085,951,1418,13513,3870,947,1122,5059,2638,959,29,1653],"class_list":["post-33418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-im-haus-der-alten-menschen","category-papiergeschichten","tag-alt","tag-auge","tag-augen","tag-aussen","tag-bett","tag-dach","tag-dame","tag-ecke","tag-eigentlich","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-etwas","tag-falle","tag-glauben","tag-hand","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-iss","tag-jahre","tag-luft","tag-luren","tag-maschine","tag-mensch","tag-menschen","tag-nacht","tag-nachts","tag-net","tag-niemand","tag-niere","tag-nilpferd","tag-ohr","tag-op","tag-pferd","tag-regen","tag-scheibe","tag-schlaf","tag-schlafen","tag-schweigen","tag-seltsamerweise","tag-sierra","tag-stop","tag-telefon","tag-tur","tag-utc","tag-verbindung","tag-warane","tag-wasser","tag-weise","tag-welt","tag-wohnzimmer","tag-wunder","tag-zeit","tag-zimmer"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-8H0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}