{"id":37612,"date":"2020-07-25T21:53:41","date_gmt":"2020-07-25T19:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=37612"},"modified":"2024-07-28T14:44:38","modified_gmt":"2024-07-28T12:44:38","slug":"fred-im-zug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/fred-im-zug\/","title":{"rendered":"fred im&nbsp;zug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/g\/c\/14.jpg\" alt=\"pic\" width=\"36\" height=\"80\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\">sier\u00adra<\/a><\/span> : 22.32 UTC \u2014 Im Zug, es war Sams\u00adtag, sa\u00dfen nur weni\u00adge Men\u00adschen. Sie tru\u00adgen alle eine Mas\u00adke vor Mund und Nase. Ein selt\u00adsa\u00admer, ber\u00fch\u00adren\u00adder Anblick. Gera\u00adde des\u00adhalb, weil sie schlie\u00adfen, wirk\u00adten sie ver\u00adletz\u00adlich. Wie ich lang\u00adsam an den Schla\u00adfen\u00adden vor\u00ad\u00fcber\u00adging, die Ver\u00adsu\u00adchung je einer Foto\u00adgra\u00adfie. Pl\u00f6tz\u00adlich dach\u00adte ich an den Posau\u00adnis\u00adten Fred Wes\u00adley: <em>Wie geht es Dir, Fred?<\/em> Ich erin\u00adner\u00adte mich so im Gehen an eine Nacht vor Jah\u00adren, da ich Fred Wes\u00adley mit\u00adtels eines Film\u00addo\u00adku\u00adments so lan\u00adge beob\u00adach\u00adtet hat\u00adte, bis ich der fes\u00adten \u00dcber\u00adzeu\u00adgung gewe\u00adsen sein konn\u00adte, eine Posau\u00adne habe auf Fred Wes\u00adleys Schul\u00adter wie ein Tier Platz genom\u00admen, sie habe den kor\u00adpu\u00adlen\u00adten, alten Herrn sozu\u00adsa\u00adgen okku\u00adpiert: &nbsp;Fun\u00adky! Fun\u00adky! Mit Fred Wes\u00adley ist das hof\u00adfent\u00adlich noch immer so: Er bewegt sich geschmei\u00addig und ele\u00adgant, er scheint zu tan\u00adzen, selbst dann noch, wenn er reg\u00adlos, wie schein\u00adbar ange\u00adhal\u00adten, f\u00fcr Sekun\u00adden vor einem Mikro\u00adfon ver\u00adharrt. Ich hat\u00adte damals den Ver\u00addacht, der alte Posau\u00adnist ver\u00adf\u00fc\u00adge \u00fcber die F\u00e4hig\u00adkeit, au\u00dfer\u00adge\u00adw\u00f6hn\u00adlich lan\u00adge Zeit die Luft anzu\u00adhal\u00adten. Des\u00adhalb notier\u00adte ich unver\u00adz\u00fcg\u00adlich fol\u00adgen\u00adde E\u2011Mail: <em>Sehr geehr\u00adter Mr. Wes\u00adley, es ist Mit\u00adter\u00adnacht in Euro\u00adpa. Ich hei\u00ad\u00dfe Lou\u00adis, und ich w\u00fcss\u00adte ger\u00adne, wo Sie sich gera\u00adde befin\u00adden, weil ich ein Gespr\u00e4ch mit Ihnen zu f\u00fch\u00adren w\u00fcn\u00adsche \u00fcber das Anhal\u00adten der Luft und die\u00adse Din\u00adge, die einem Posau\u00adnis\u00adten, wie sie einer sind, viel\u00adleicht au\u00dfer\u00ador\u00addent\u00adlich gut gelin\u00adgen. Ges\u00adtern auf dem Weg von einem Zim\u00admer in ein ande\u00adres Zim\u00admer, w\u00e4re ich um Haa\u00adres\u00adbrei\u00adte umge\u00adfal\u00adlen, weil mir schwin\u00adde\u00adlig wur\u00adde, weil ich kurz zuvor eine Minu\u00adte und eine hal\u00adbe Minu\u00adte nicht geat\u00admet hat\u00adte. Ich fra\u00adge mich, ob ich viel\u00adleicht etwas falsch gemacht haben k\u00f6nn\u00adte. Wie trai\u00adnie\u00adre ich am bes\u00adten und was sind sinn\u00advol\u00adle Zie\u00adle, die ein Mensch in die\u00adsem Sport errei\u00adchen kann, ohne sein Leben aufs Spiel zu set\u00adzen? Soll ich mir eine Posau\u00adne kau\u00adfen? Wie auch immer, ver\u00adehr\u00adter Mr. Wes\u00adley, ich w\u00e4re Ihnen dank\u00adbar, wenn Sie mir recht bald ant\u00adwor\u00adten w\u00fcr\u00adden, damit ich sogleich mit mei\u00adnen \u00dcbun\u00adgen fort\u00adfah\u00adren kann. Ihr Lou\u00adis \u2014 <\/em>stop<br>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4483\" title=\"ping\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ping.jpg\" alt=\"ping\" width=\"425\" height=\"25\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sier\u00adra : 22.32 UTC \u2014 Im Zug, es war Sams\u00adtag, sa\u00dfen nur weni\u00adge Men\u00adschen. Sie tru\u00adgen alle eine Mas\u00adke vor Mund und Nase. Ein selt\u00adsa\u00admer, ber\u00fch\u00adren\u00adder Anblick. Gera\u00adde des\u00adhalb, weil sie schlie\u00adfen, wirk\u00adten sie ver\u00adletz\u00adlich.\u2026 <a class=\"excerpt-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/fred-im-zug\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1711,1747,5672,1720,1181,958,1982,53,13625,4140,1635,1441,1254,5967,5875,5269,702,814,1672,46,1650,934,18,650,2893,3036,177,1634,5252,1145,84,3257,1721,1375,874,525,5607,1066,466,892,475,820,1673,876,26,879,3779,5264,106,640,1654,97,1742,1946,2562,943,4141,440,4147,169,515,1156,677,105,494,3658,4410,5344,872,1418,1696,74,33,29,1653],"class_list":["post-37612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-abend","tag-alt","tag-antwort","tag-antworten","tag-berg","tag-blick","tag-dach","tag-e-mail","tag-eiche","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-ente","tag-enten","tag-entwurf","tag-erle","tag-etwas","tag-europa","tag-falle","tag-fest","tag-film","tag-finden","tag-folgen","tag-fotografie","tag-frage","tag-fred-wesley","tag-funky","tag-genom","tag-gerade","tag-geschmeidig","tag-gespraech","tag-geste","tag-gin","tag-haar","tag-haaresbreite","tag-halt","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-jahre","tag-leben","tag-louis","tag-luft","tag-mai","tag-maske","tag-mensch","tag-menschen","tag-mich","tag-mikrofon","tag-mikrophon","tag-minute","tag-mitternacht","tag-mund","tag-nacht","tag-nase","tag-niere","tag-not","tag-op","tag-os","tag-rain","tag-rinne","tag-schlaf","tag-schlafen","tag-schlafende","tag-schwindel","tag-sekunde","tag-sierra","tag-sinn","tag-sog","tag-sozusagen","tag-stop","tag-utc","tag-verdacht","tag-wesen","tag-wort","tag-zeit","tag-zimmer"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-9ME","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}