{"id":48260,"date":"2022-05-15T14:11:23","date_gmt":"2022-05-15T12:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=48260"},"modified":"2024-07-30T22:35:53","modified_gmt":"2024-07-30T20:35:53","slug":"ein-pfeifen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/ein-pfeifen\/","title":{"rendered":"ein pfeifen"},"content":{"rendered":"

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tan\u00adgo<\/a><\/span> : 2.12 \u2014 Nabo\u00adkov schrieb vor eini\u00adger Zeit, er habe mir eine unge\u00adw\u00f6hn\u00adli\u00adche Uhr geschickt, ich sol\u00adle ihm notie\u00adren, sobald sie ange\u00adkom\u00admen sei. Ver\u00adgan\u00adge\u00adnen Frei\u00adtag erneu\u00adte Fra\u00adge: Lie\u00adber Lou\u00adis, ist die Uhr, die ich vor zwei Mona\u00adten sen\u00adde\u00adte, ange\u00adkom\u00admen? Ges\u00adtern war Nabo\u00adkovs Uhr end\u00adlich im Brief\u00adkas\u00adten, zoll\u00adamt\u00adli\u00adcher Ver\u00admerk: Zur Pr\u00fc\u00adfung ge\u00f6ff\u00adnet. Ich will an die\u00adser Stel\u00adle bemer\u00adken, von der \u00d6ff\u00adnung des P\u00e4ck\u00adchens war nicht die min\u00addes\u00adte Spur zu erken\u00adnen, kein Schnitt, kein Riss, kei\u00adne Fal\u00adte. Im P\u00e4ck\u00adchen nun eine Schach\u00adtel von hel\u00adlem Kar\u00adton, in der Schach\u00adtel Sei\u00adden\u00adpa\u00adpie\u00adre, von Nabo\u00adkovs eige\u00adner Hand ver\u00admut\u00adlich zer\u00adkn\u00fcllt. In wei\u00adte\u00adre Sei\u00adden\u00adpa\u00adpie\u00adre ein\u00adge\u00adschla\u00adgen, besag\u00adte Uhr, wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adres St\u00fcck, ova\u00adles Geh\u00e4u\u00adse, ble\u00adchern, ver\u00admut\u00adlich Trom\u00adpe\u00adte, wel\u00adches schwer in der Hand liegt. Kurio\u00adser\u00adwei\u00adse fehlt der Uhr das Zif\u00adfer\u00adblatt, wei\u00adter\u00adhin kei\u00adner\u00adlei Zei\u00adger, weder Dioden noch Leucht\u00adzei\u00adchen. Ich ver\u00adsuch\u00adte, das Geh\u00e4u\u00adse der Uhr zu \u00f6ff\u00adnen, ver\u00adgeb\u00adlich. Erstaun\u00adlich ist nun, dass, wenn ich auf das Geh\u00e4u\u00adse der Uhr Druck aus\u00ad\u00fcbe, sich ein schma\u00adler Schacht seit\u00adlich \u00f6ff\u00adnet, dem, wie zum Beweis der Exis\u00adtenz der Zeit, ein Strei\u00adfen feins\u00adten Papiers ent\u00adkommt, auf wel\u00adchem ein Uhr\u00adzeit\u00adpunkt auf\u00adge\u00adtra\u00adgen wor\u00adden ist. Sechs\u00adsieb\u00adzehnzw\u00f6lf. Aller\u00adbes\u00adten Dank, Nabo\u00adkov, aller\u00adbes\u00adten Dank! \u2014 stop \u2014 Das Radio erz\u00e4hlt heut Fol\u00adgen\u00addes mit\u00adten in der Nacht mit der Stim\u00adme einer jun\u00adgen Frau: Die Bom\u00adben, wenn sie flie\u00adgen haben ein Pfei\u00adfen. Und wenn sie den Boden tref\u00adfen und explo\u00addie\u00adren, dann bebt die Erde. Und Split\u00adter flie\u00adgen wie ein F\u00e4cher durch die Gegend <\/span>und sp\u00e4\u00adter sam\u00admeln Men\u00adschen die\u00adse Split\u00adter in Eimern, die sie nach Hau\u00adse tra\u00adgen.<\/em> \u2014 stop<\/p>\n

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tan\u00adgo : 2.12 \u2014 Nabo\u00adkov schrieb vor eini\u00adger Zeit, er habe mir eine unge\u00adw\u00f6hn\u00adli\u00adche Uhr geschickt, ich sol\u00adle ihm notie\u00adren, sobald sie ange\u00adkom\u00admen sei. Ver\u00adgan\u00adge\u00adnen Frei\u00adtag erneu\u00adte Fra\u00adge: Lie\u00adber Lou\u00adis, ist die Uhr, die ich\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499,1116],"tags":[1747,1127,1671,4288,557,886,684,993,1745,13625,572,4140,1635,1714,5967,5875,3387,649,841,1083,934,650,1666,1661,13676,1629,84,1641,1729,525,5607,1486,1789,1153,5215,1179,519,892,876,26,1070,97,825,2562,1638,1748,943,4141,1544,68,975,907,5561,251,931,549,2953,1761,4357,1786,5197,5505,1359,872,1985,492,1706,1508,107,1147,4386,4294,1625,1122,959,13326,28,1765,29,852,3417],"class_list":["post-48260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","category-papiergeschichten","tag-alt","tag-art","tag-ast","tag-beweis","tag-blatt","tag-boden","tag-bombe","tag-briefkasten","tag-druck","tag-eiche","tag-eis","tag-elle","tag-ende","tag-endlich","tag-entwurf","tag-erle","tag-esa","tag-existenz","tag-fliege","tag-fliegen","tag-folgen","tag-frage","tag-frau","tag-gang","tag-gegend","tag-gehaeuse","tag-geste","tag-hand","tag-hell","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-iss","tag-jung","tag-junge","tag-karton","tag-lage","tag-liebe","tag-louis","tag-mensch","tag-menschen","tag-nabokov","tag-nacht","tag-net","tag-not","tag-notieren","tag-oel","tag-op","tag-os","tag-paeckchen","tag-papier","tag-pfeife","tag-pfeifen","tag-punkt","tag-radio","tag-rom","tag-sammeln","tag-schachtel","tag-schnitt","tag-seidenpapier","tag-seitlich","tag-splitter","tag-spur","tag-stimme","tag-stop","tag-tang","tag-tango","tag-ton","tag-trompete","tag-uhr","tag-uhrzeit","tag-uhrzeitpunkt","tag-ungewoehnlich","tag-vermutlich","tag-weise","tag-wunder","tag-wunderbar","tag-zeichen","tag-zeiger","tag-zeit","tag-zeitpunkt","tag-zifferblatt"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-cyo","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}