{"id":5930592,"date":"2025-03-05T19:36:17","date_gmt":"2025-03-05T18:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=5930592"},"modified":"2026-02-14T20:16:06","modified_gmt":"2026-02-14T19:16:06","slug":"kakteenmensch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/kakteenmensch\/","title":{"rendered":"kakteenmensch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"5\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/2.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"36\" height=\"80\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">nord\u00adpol<\/span><\/a> : 15.01 UTC \u2014 Unl\u00e4ngst wur\u00adde ich gefragt: <em>Was sind Sie von Beruf?<\/em> \u2013 Ich ant\u00adwor\u00adte\u00adte: <em>Ein Kak\u00adteen\u00admensch.<\/em> \u2014 Heu\u00adte ist Mitt\u00adwoch, wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adrer Tag. Ich \u00fcber\u00adleg\u00adte, wie mein Leben sich gestal\u00adten w\u00fcr\u00adde, wenn ich fort\u00adan ein\u00admal im Jahr nach Win\u00adter\u00adzeit bl\u00fc\u00adhen, viel\u00adleicht am Kopf, oder \u00fcber kr\u00e4f\u00adti\u00adgen Horn\u00adsta\u00adchel\u00adwuchs an mei\u00adnen H\u00e4n\u00adden ver\u00adf\u00fc\u00adgen w\u00fcr\u00adde. \u2014&nbsp;stop<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nord\u00adpol : 15.01 UTC \u2014 Unl\u00e4ngst wur\u00adde ich gefragt: Was sind Sie von Beruf? \u2013 Ich ant\u00adwor\u00adte\u00adte: Ein Kak\u00adteen\u00admensch. \u2014 Heu\u00adte ist Mitt\u00adwoch, wun\u00adder\u00adba\u00adrer Tag. Ich \u00fcber\u00adleg\u00adte, wie mein Leben sich gestal\u00adten w\u00fcr\u00adde, wenn ich\u2026 <a class=\"excerpt-more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/kakteenmensch\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499],"tags":[1747,5672,5678,13625,1264,4140,5967,5875,5458,1844,525,5607,979,878,466,876,724,943,873,872,5265,1418,160,2290,33,959,13326,29],"class_list":["post-5930592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","tag-alt","tag-antwort","tag-bluehen","tag-eiche","tag-einmal","tag-elle","tag-entwurf","tag-erle","tag-gestalt","tag-horn","tag-ich","tag-is","tag-kakteen","tag-kopf","tag-leben","tag-mensch","tag-nordpol","tag-op","tag-rot","tag-stop","tag-tee","tag-utc","tag-winter","tag-winterzeit","tag-wort","tag-wunder","tag-wunderbar","tag-zeit"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-oSOI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5930592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5930592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5930592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5930592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5930592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5930592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}