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echo<\/span><\/a> : 22.58 \u2014 Es ist \u00fcber zehn lan\u00adge Jah\u00adre her, da stell\u00adte mich mir vor, wie es wohl w\u00e4re, wenn ich durch mei\u00adne Woh\u00adnung tau\u00adchen k\u00f6nn\u00adte. Ich mach\u00adte mich unver\u00adz\u00fcg\u00adlich an die Arbeit. Zun\u00e4chst stieg das Was\u00adser in den Zim\u00admern. Es kam nicht von oben, son\u00addern von unten. Das Was\u00adser kam wie ein Gast durch die Woh\u00adnungs\u00adt\u00fcr her\u00adein, die geschlos\u00adsen war, aber nicht wirk\u00adlich dicht. Es stieg schnell, viel zu schnell, um mei\u00adne B\u00fccher noch in Sicher\u00adheit brin\u00adgen zu k\u00f6n\u00adnen. Sa\u00df auf einem Stuhl in der K\u00fcche, die F\u00fc\u00dfe auf dem Boden, als das Was\u00adser, bern\u00adstein\u00adfar\u00adben und warm, eine Steck\u00addo\u00adse erreich\u00adte. Ich erwar\u00adte\u00adte, von einem Wand\u00adblitz getrof\u00adfen zu wer\u00adden \u2013 ein Irr\u00adtum. Statt\u00addes\u00adsen begann ich zu leuch\u00adten. Zun\u00e4chst leuch\u00adte\u00adte ich mit den H\u00e4n\u00adden, dann leuch\u00adte\u00adten mei\u00adne Arme. In dem Moment, da das Was\u00adser mei\u00adnen Mund erreich\u00adte, hol\u00adte ich tief Luft und tauch\u00adte los. Eine Bana\u00adne schweb\u00adte vor\u00ad\u00fcber wie ein Fisch, Papie\u00adre und Zei\u00adtun\u00adgen und zwei hef\u00adtig zap\u00adpeln\u00adde M\u00e4u\u00adse, von deren Exis\u00adtenz ich nichts ahn\u00adte. Die Schreib\u00adma\u00adschi\u00adne auf dem Tisch funk\u00adtio\u00adnier\u00adte noch, wie alle Lam\u00adpen in der Woh\u00adnung. Und so schwe\u00adbe ich nun also gera\u00adde kopf\u00ad\u00fcber und schrei\u00adbe. Sch\u00f6\u00adne Ger\u00e4u\u00adsche sind zu h\u00f6ren, es knis\u00adtert, viel\u00adleicht bin ich das selbst. Wie\u00adder sp\u00e4\u00adter Abend, Fr\u00fch\u00adling statt Som\u00admer, ich bin noch immer der\u00adsel\u00adbe, wenn\u00adgleich geal\u00adtert. Das war abzu\u00adse\u00adhen. \u2014 stop<\/p>\n

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echo : 22.58 \u2014 Es ist \u00fcber zehn lan\u00adge Jah\u00adre her, da stell\u00adte mich mir vor, wie es wohl w\u00e4re, wenn ich durch mei\u00adne Woh\u00adnung tau\u00adchen k\u00f6nn\u00adte. Ich mach\u00adte mich unver\u00adz\u00fcg\u00adlich an die Arbeit. Zun\u00e4chst stieg das\u2026 Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1499],"tags":[1711,1747,701,1744,1213,1127,1671,180,692,886,16,487,13625,4140,5967,946,649,1710,163,1634,780,11,467,525,5333,5607,1066,878,1978,3119,475,109,879,948,1654,1175,943,4141,68,1498,39,100,5267,161,1649,872,1675,951,1688,1694,3559,947,661,29,1120,1653],"class_list":["post-6571072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-schirokko","tag-abend","tag-alt","tag-arbeit","tag-arm","tag-arme","tag-art","tag-ast","tag-banane","tag-blitz","tag-boden","tag-buecher","tag-echo","tag-eiche","tag-elle","tag-entwurf","tag-essen","tag-existenz","tag-farbe","tag-fruehling","tag-gerade","tag-geraeusch","tag-geraeusche","tag-hoeren","tag-ich","tag-irrtum","tag-is","tag-jahre","tag-kopf","tag-kueche","tag-lampe","tag-luft","tag-maschine","tag-mich","tag-moment","tag-mund","tag-nichts","tag-op","tag-os","tag-papier","tag-pen","tag-schreibmaschine","tag-sehen","tag-sicherheit","tag-sommer","tag-sonde","tag-stop","tag-tief","tag-tur","tag-unten","tag-wand","tag-wandblitz","tag-wasser","tag-wohnung","tag-zeit","tag-zeitung","tag-zimmer"],"acf":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6HQt-rzr2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6571072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6571072"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6571072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6572714,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6571072\/revisions\/6572714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6571072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6571072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6571072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}