{"id":8373,"date":"2010-03-17T06:45:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T05:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/?p=8373"},"modified":"2024-06-10T22:27:46","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T20:27:46","slug":"standardminute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/standardminute\/","title":{"rendered":"standardminute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"5\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/3.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"36\" height=\"80\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/lima-tango-lima\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">del\u00adta<\/span><\/a> : 6.05 \u2014 Wie ich abends im Waren\u00adhaus eine moder\u00adne Stan\u00addard\u00admi\u00adnu\u00adte erleb\u00adte, das will ich rasch noch berich\u00adten, eh mir die Augen zufal\u00adlen, m\u00fcde vom Wun\u00addern. Eine gan\u00adze Minu\u00adte also. In die\u00adser Minu\u00adte, an ihrem Anfang genau\u00ader, befin\u00addet sich eine Kas\u00adsie\u00adre\u00adrin mitt\u00adle\u00adren Alters, unru\u00adhig sind Augen und Mund, und ihre flat\u00adtern\u00adden H\u00e4n\u00adde, Werk\u00adzeu\u00adge, die Waren \u00fcber Licht\u00adtas\u00adter zie\u00adhen. Eine alte Dame ist da noch, eine Dame mit Hut, die sich sehr lang\u00adsam bewegt, ein wah\u00adres Rep\u00adtil, w\u00fcr\u00adde\u00advoll, bed\u00e4ch\u00adtig. Ein wenig zer\u00adstreut scheint sie zu sein, hebt immer wie\u00adder den Blick, beob\u00adach\u00adtet scheu die Bewe\u00adgung des Ban\u00addes, die Rei\u00adse ihrer per\u00ads\u00f6n\u00adli\u00adchen Ware: eine Schach\u00adtel Pra\u00adli\u00adnen, ein Fl\u00e4sch\u00adchen J\u00e4ger\u00admeis\u00adter, Salz\u00adstan\u00adgen, drei Dosen Kat\u00adzen\u00adfut\u00adter, ein duzend Scho\u00adko\u00adla\u00adden\u00ados\u00adter\u00adei\u00ader in Gr\u00fcn, in Gelb, in Rot, und ein wei\u00adte\u00adres Fl\u00e4sch\u00adchen noch hin\u00adter\u00adher. Das alles muss jetzt in die Tasche, sofort, und doch ist es schon zu sp\u00e4t. Zwei Apri\u00adko\u00adsen\u00adsaft\u00adt\u00fc\u00adten schie\u00adben sich, einem Eis\u00adbre\u00adcher \u00e4hn\u00adlich, in den war\u00adten\u00adden Bezirk der alten Frau hin\u00adein, fal\u00adten Eier, Salz\u00adstan\u00adgen und ande\u00adre Waren\u00adtei\u00adle steil zur Sei\u00adte. Man kann jetzt h\u00f6ren, wie das klingt, wenn eine Dame h\u00f6f\u00adlich um Geduld bit\u00adtet, um Nach\u00adsicht, eine freund\u00adli\u00adche, eine herz\u00ader\u00adw\u00e4r\u00admen\u00adde Stim\u00adme, und das Ger\u00e4usch einer Fla\u00adsche, die zu Boden f\u00e4llt. Wie sich die alte Dame nun auf\u00adrich\u00adtet, wie ihre hel\u00adlen Augen mei\u00adne H\u00e4n\u00adde beob\u00adach\u00adten, die ver\u00adsu\u00adchen, wei\u00adte\u00adres Ungl\u00fcck abzu\u00adwen\u00adden. Ungl\u00e4u\u00adbig schaut sie mich an, dann das F\u00f6r\u00adder\u00adband ent\u00adlang, das wei\u00adte\u00adre Waren vor\u00adan trans\u00adpor\u00adtiert. Ja, bald ste\u00adhen wir und stau\u00adnen zu zweit, und auch die Ver\u00adk\u00e4u\u00adfe\u00adrin ist zur mit\u00adf\u00fch\u00adlen\u00adden Beob\u00adach\u00adte\u00adrin gewor\u00adden. Sie lurt zum Waren\u00adstrom hin, der \u00fcber die Kan\u00adte der Roll\u00adband\u00adthe\u00adke in die Tie\u00adfe st\u00fcrzt. Ihre H\u00e4n\u00adde, die\u00adse selt\u00adsa\u00admen H\u00e4n\u00adde, sie arbei\u00adten wei\u00adter und wei\u00adter, schie\u00adben und schie\u00adben, als f\u00fchr\u00adten sie ein eige\u00adnes Leben oder geh\u00f6r\u00adten schon der Maschi\u00adne mit ihrem Rot\u00adlicht\u00adau\u00adgen\u00adge\u00adhirn. stop. Minu\u00adte zu Ende. stop. Guten Mor\u00adgen. \u2014&nbsp;stop<br>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/maschine.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"maschine\" src=\"https:\/\/andreas-louis-seyerlein.de\/air\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/maschine.gif\" alt width=\"425\" height=\"575\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>del\u00adta : 6.05 \u2014 Wie ich abends im Waren\u00adhaus eine moder\u00adne Stan\u00addard\u00admi\u00adnu\u00adte erleb\u00adte, das will ich rasch noch berich\u00adten, eh mir die Augen zufal\u00adlen, m\u00fcde vom Wun\u00addern. Eine gan\u00adze Minu\u00adte also. 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